The anti “smart” tech company.

Technology that minds its own business.

No ads. No tracking. No updates. No internet.
Just beautiful, high-quality hardware that does its job—and stays out of your way.

We’ll email you when we make something worth buying. No spam. No tracking pixels.

The problem

Your TV shouldn’t need an update.
Your speaker shouldn’t need an account.
Your toaster definitely shouldn’t need Wi-Fi.

Somewhere along the way, simple tools became platforms. Products became services. And hardware started working for everyone except the person who bought it.

Dumb is a feature

“Dumb” doesn’t mean cheap or broken. It means intentional. We remove features until only the important ones remain.

  • No software bloat
  • No data harvesting
  • No attention extraction
  • Fast, predictable, durable

Bring your own brain

Apple TV. Xbox. Switch. Laptop. Whatever you love. We build the screen, speakers, and controls that let your devices shine.

No ecosystem
No lock-in
No cloud dependency
Works offline
Longevity
Built to last
Privacy
You are not the product

What we’re building

DumbTV

A beautiful display with 4 HDMI inputs and a real remote. Power. Volume. Input. That’s the interface.

  • No OS
  • No ads
  • No internet connection
  • No forced updates

Dumb hardware

Screens, speakers, and controls designed to do their job for a decade. Simple. Solid. Repairable where it counts.

Nothing groundbreaking. Just done right.

Merch (right now)

We don’t have the hardware yet. We’re starting with merch to fund the first real products and prove demand.

Shop Dumb Merch →

Smart kids. Dumb tech.

We believe in dumb TVs—and smart kids.

10% of all DumbCo profits go to education.

Tools should be simple. People should be thoughtful. We want better hardware and better education.

Join the waitlist

Get a single email when DumbTV becomes real—and occasional updates when we have something meaningful to share.

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